How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
2. Motherlode
3. Fuck every single person

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9 hours ago ›  196597 › Reblog



gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

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*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

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